glitch.gay

Read 5 days ago, the first 100 pages. Read it again

55 of 100ahead of 11% of the sites mttr has read

It comes closest to the middle site on Understand, at 47 against 59. 3 fixes, 22 points, take it to 77, into the top half of every site.

A score says pages are well formed. It does not say an assistant cites the site.

The shortest way up

3 fixes, 101,012 places up

  1. 55Now#231,997
  2. 64Add a way to get in touch#203,327
  3. 71Add a tap-to-call link#171,440
  4. 77Set each page's canonical address#130,985

The top half of every site starts at 77.

Where it ranks

22 points take it into the top half.

Open the leaderboard

Beside it on the board

  1. #233,524takesendship.com55
  2. #233,525winged-horse.fyi55
  3. #233,526glitch.gay55
  4. #233,527hyperpostcard.neocities.org55
  5. #233,528mandarin.neocities.org55

3,325 sites score 55. A tie goes to the site with faster, leaner pages that say more and keep improving.

Where it stands

Each stage against the middle site. It trails on all four.

Access35 points73
Middle site
91
Behind by
18

Worth the mostSet each page's canonical address+6

Understand30 points47
Middle site
59
Behind by
12

Worth the mostAdd structured data+5

Trust20 points77
Middle site
98
Behind by
21

Worth the mostShow when guides were updated+2

Act15 points0
Middle site
57
Behind by
57

Worth the mostAdd a way to get in touch+9

Against a typical site

The readThis siteTypicalAgainst typical
Pages read1004456 more than typical
Links a page20131.6× typical
Words a page8239479% below typical
Rules failing somewhere251411 more than typical
Half its pages answer in36 ms210 ms83% faster than typical

This siteWorse than typicalTypical, the middle ranked site, worked out each hour

The work, worth the most first

25 fixes. The first 9 are worth the most; each group says the places it lifts the site, counted from where every ranked site scores now.

Open the action plan
FixIts pages that fail it, fewer is betterSites passing
Worth 9 points30,199 places up
Add a way to get in touchAct99 of 1001 in 2
Worth 7 points22,902 places up
Add a tap-to-call linkAct99 of 1001 in 3
Worth 6 points19,863 places up
Set each page's canonical addressAccess99 of 1002 in 5
Worth 5 points16,727 places up
Add structured dataUnderstand99 of 1001 in 3
Worth 2 points each7,902 places up each
Answer the first question right under itUnderstand28 of 1001 in 121
Show when guides were updatedTrust28 of 1003 in 5
Fix description lengthsUnderstand86 of 1001 in 11
Fix title lengthsUnderstand61 of 1001 in 6
Link straight to the final addressAccess98 of 1001 in 2
Show 16 more fixes
Worth 1 point each4,362 places up each
Match structured data to the pageUnderstand29 of 1003 in 7
Phrase headings as questionsUnderstand28 of 1001 in 10
Add depth to thin pagesUnderstand24 of 1003 in 7
Show sources on guidesTrust15 of 1001 in 2
Name the publisherTrust28 of 1003 in 4
Put figures in tablesUnderstand27 of 1001 in 28
Add lists or tablesUnderstand26 of 1001 in 2
Put the text in the HTMLAccess10 of 1002 in 3
Add breadcrumb dataUnderstand28 of 1001 in 2
Worth under a point each
Let AI crawlers inAccessAbout the whole site19 in 20
Add an llms.txtAccessAbout the whole site1 in 4
Add real images to contentUnderstand9 of 1002 in 3
Allow pages to be indexedAccess4 of 1005 in 6
Set a share imageUnderstand12 of 1002 in 7
Describe imagesUnderstand3 of 1002 in 7
Fix pages that fail to loadAccess1 of 1003 in 4

How AI reads this site

The first words an assistant reads on its home page.

What an assistant reads first

Home pageWhat it says
Titleglitchy's
DescriptionNone in the HTML
First headingNone in the HTML
Openinghi, my name is glitchy!!! welcome to my site ^~^

3 changes so it reads plainly as what it is

  1. Make the first heading say what the title says

    The home page has no first heading in its HTML.

    Agent instructions

    On glitch.gay, give the home page one first heading (h1) that says, in a reader's words, what its title says the site is.

  2. Write a description

    The home page has no description, so a search result and an assistant make one up from the page.

    Agent instructions

    On glitch.gay, write the home page a meta description of one or two sentences, 50 to 160 characters: what the business does, for whom, and where.

  3. Say what kind of business it is in structured data

    Its home page declares no business or organization type, so a machine has to guess what it is.

    Agent instructions

    On glitch.gay, add JSON-LD to the home page declaring the most particular schema.org type for the business, with its name, address, phone and sameAs links to its own profiles.

  4. Read it again

    mttr reads the site again and says how it reads now.

An estimate made by mttr against 16 lines of work, from its home page before any script runs. It is not what any assistant says about the site. Rethink the direction with us.

Fix glitch.gay with your agent

Your agent makes the fixes. mttr checks each one. Free.

In the site’s repositorynpx skills add subinternal/mttr
Then tell your agentCheck glitch.gay with mttr and fix what’s worth the most.

Claude Code, Codex, Cursor or any agent that reads AGENTS.md.

Claude Code, onceclaude mcp add --transport http mttr https://mttr.si/mcp
It needs a free key
Another agent
Read it againChanged something? A site is read at most once every ten minutes.