happyjoes.com

Read 3 days ago, the first 100 pages. Read it again

Top 50%of the 263,590 sites mttr has read, at #114,058

It scores 80.

A score says pages are well formed. It does not say an assistant cites the site.

Fix this first

Add a tap-to-call link

80 now86 with itTop 25% from 85

#114,058to#54,23259,826 places up100 of its 100 pages fail it. 1 in 3 ranked sites pass it.

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Where it ranks

5 points take it into the top quarter.

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Beside it on the board

  1. #114,056hollywoodkitchenshow.com80
  2. #114,057zoyapremium.com80
  3. #114,058happyjoes.com80
  4. #114,059mariasskitchen.com80
  5. #114,060alliancedrain.com80

8,422 sites score 80. A tie goes to the site with faster, leaner pages that say more and keep improving.

To the top quarter

  1. 80Now#114,058
  2. 86Add a tap-to-call linkTop 25%

1 fix. Top 25% starts at 85.

Where it stands

Each stage against the middle site. It trails on Understand and Trust.

Access35 points100
Middle site
91
Ahead by
9

Full marks1 in 10 ranked sites have them

Understand30 points57
Middle site
59
Behind by
2

Worth the mostAnswer the first question right under it+3

Trust20 points95
Middle site
98
Behind by
3

Worth the mostShow when guides were updated+1

Act15 points57
Middle site
57
Level with it

Worth the mostAdd a tap-to-call link+6

Against a typical site

The readThis siteTypicalAgainst typical
Pages read1004456 more than typical
Links a page24131.8× typical
Words a page19539450% below typical
Rules failing somewhere1314About typical
Half its pages answer in2,475 ms210 ms1079% slower than typical

This siteWorse than typicalTypical, the middle ranked site, worked out each hour

The work, worth the most first

13 fixes. The first 8 are worth the most; each group says the places it lifts the site, counted from where every ranked site scores now.

Open the action plan
FixIts pages that fail it, fewer is betterSites passing
Worth 6 points59,826 places up
Add a tap-to-call linkAct100 of 1001 in 3
Worth 3 points34,633 places up
Answer the first question right under itUnderstand98 of 1001 in 121
Worth 2 points each25,853 places up each
Phrase headings as questionsUnderstand98 of 1001 in 10
Add depth to thin pagesUnderstand98 of 1003 in 7
Worth 1 point each16,797 places up each
Describe imagesUnderstand100 of 1002 in 7
Put figures in tablesUnderstand98 of 1001 in 28
Fix description lengthsUnderstand95 of 1001 in 11
Show when guides were updatedTrust23 of 1003 in 5
Show 5 more fixes
Worth under a point each
Make near-copy pages distinctTrustAbout the whole site4 in 5
Speed up the serverAccessAbout the whole site4 in 5
Add an llms.txtAccessAbout the whole site1 in 4
Fix title lengthsUnderstand37 of 1001 in 6
Set a share imageUnderstand2 of 1002 in 7

How AI reads this site

The first words an assistant reads on its home page.

What an assistant reads first

Home pageWhat it says
TitleHappy Joe's Pizza & Ice Cream | Iconic Family Pizza Restaurant
DescriptionHappy Joe's, home of the original Taco Pizza! Order online or visit a restaurant near you for delicious pizza, ice cream, and family fun!
First headingBring Smiles to your very own Happy Joe’s!
OpeningEnter your location to find the nearest store.

1 change so it reads plainly as what it is

  1. Name Davenport in the first words

    The site is in Davenport, and its title, description, first heading and opening never say so. Questions to assistants often name a place.

    Agent instructions

    On happyjoes.com, name Davenport in the home page title or first sentence, and in the description, where it reads naturally.

  2. Read it again

    mttr reads the site again and says how it reads now.

An estimate made by mttr against 16 lines of work, from its home page before any script runs. It is not what any assistant says about the site. Rethink the direction with us.

Asking an assistant

What are the best ice cream shops near Davenport, IA? Its answer, and whether it cites happyjoes.com, shows here in a moment.

Fix happyjoes.com with your agent

Your agent makes the fixes. mttr checks each one. Free.

In the site’s repositorynpx skills add subinternal/mttr
Then tell your agentCheck happyjoes.com with mttr and fix what’s worth the most.

Claude Code, Codex, Cursor or any agent that reads AGENTS.md.

Claude Code, onceclaude mcp add --transport http mttr https://mttr.si/mcp
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Another agent
Read it againChanged something? A site is read at most once every ten minutes.