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Want The Halloweenis Song For Your Ringtone?
Want The Halloweenis Song For Your Ringtone?
Dwyer & Michaels
Dwyer & Michaels
Published: October 23, 2026
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 # Want The Halloweenis Song For Your Ringtone? [Dwyer & Michaels](https://97x.com/author/dwyerandmichaels/) [Dwyer & Michaels](https://97x.com/author/dwyerandmichaels/)Published: October 23, 2026 Canva - [Share on Facebook](http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2F97x.com%2Fhalloweenis-ringtone%2F%3Ftrackback%3Dfbshare_mobile) - [Share on Twitter](http://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=Want%20The%20Halloweenis%20Song%20For%20Your%20Ringtone%3F%20http%3A%2F%2F97x.com%2Fhalloweenis-ringtone%2F%3Ftrackback%3Dtwitter_mobile%20%4097xradio) A couple of weeks ago, on a Thursday edition of Dwyer's Dumb Game, Megan created a song for the week's theme of the game, which was "Rhyme's With Penis." Each of the answers were words that rhyme with penis, and it was sort of Halloween themed, so Megan's song was *Halloweenis, It Rhyme's With Penis*. We've had a ton of requests for the song to be a ringtone, so we're giving it to you. Just download the file below, and do whatever your phone's process is to get it setup. Goose even went and trimmed it down so it's just the money lines for you. Just click the three dots and select **Download**. Here is the entire song. Buy tickets to [Dwyer and Michaels' Halloween Ball here!](https://events.ticketleap.com/tickets/97x-events/dwyer-and-michaels-2026-halloween-costume-ball) Categories: [Articles](https://97x.com/category/articles/) ## More From 97X [](https://97x.com/wildman-week-6-bears-vs-patriots/) [Wildman Bears Update: Week 6 (Pt 2) Bears vs Patriots](https://97x.com/wildman-week-6-bears-vs-patriots/) [](https://97x.com/minnesota-teen-strangle-diaper/) [Minnesota Teen Accused of Strangling Girlfriend While Trying to Force Her To Wear A Diaper](https://97x.com/minnesota-teen-strangle-diaper/) [](https://97x.com/show-notes-102326/) [Dwyer & Michaels Morning Show: Show Notes Friday 10/23/26](https://97x.com/show-notes-102326/) [](https://97x.com/iowa-bus-monitor-sentenced/) [Iowa School Bus Monitor Tried to Hypnotize Kids, Asked One to Take Clothes Off](https://97x.com/iowa-bus-monitor-sentenced/) [](https://97x.com/show-notes-102226/) [Dwyer & Michaels Morning Show: Show Notes Thursday 10/22/26](https://97x.com/show-notes-102226/)
Script data: A reader that runs no script never gets it. Put it in the HTML as text.
The figures
100 pages, set against the 167,893 sites with figures.
- Readablehigher is better
- 100%100 of 100 pages
- All 167,893 sitesBetter than 47%
Pages whose own text is in the HTML the server sends, enough of it for their kind.
- Cleanhigher is better
- 80%middle page
- All 167,893 sitesBetter than 64%
Of the words before script, the share that are the page and not menus, footer and forms.
- Costshown, never scored
- 160,555tokens
- About 1,606 a page
To read every page once. A long page that answers well is not worse for it. Tokens are estimated at about 4 characters each.
How its pages spread on Clean
100 pages measured.
Against its rivals
The sites nearest it by what they do, with figures. Close means similar work, not better.
No site near it by what it does has figures yet.
AI crawler access
What robots.txt says to each, as read on October 24, 2026. 8 of 8 may read the site.
| Crawler | robots.txt says | Used for | The line that decides |
|---|---|---|---|
| GPTBotOpenAI | Not named | Training models | Falls to User-agent: * |
| OAI-SearchBotOpenAI | Not named | ChatGPT search | Falls to User-agent: * |
| ChatGPT-UserOpenAI | Not named | A page a person asks about | Falls to User-agent: * |
| ClaudeBotAnthropic | Not named | Training models | Falls to User-agent: * |
| Claude-SearchBotAnthropic | Not named | Claude’s search | Falls to User-agent: * |
| PerplexityBotPerplexity | Not named | Perplexity search | Falls to User-agent: * |
| Google-ExtendedGoogle | Not named | Training Gemini | Falls to User-agent: * |
| bingbotMicrosoft | Not named | Bing and Copilot | Falls to User-agent: * |
Every AI crawler mttr checks may read it. Not named means the rules for every crawler apply.
Every page
Worst first. Each opens in Agent View at the top.
100 pages of 100 lose something. Pick a loss to see what to do about it.Open the action plan
| What an agent getshigher is better | Signals | Costnot scored | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Page | Words | Clean | Readable | Main heading | Tokens | What it loses |
| /halloweenis-ringtone | 270 | 67% | Yes | Yes | 801 | Script data |
| /show-notes-101226 | 298 | 69% | Yes | Yes | 1,252 | Script data |
| /night-ranger-postponed | 307 | 69% | Yes | Yes | 1,042 | Script data |
| /bears-update-week-6-2026 | 319 | 70% | Yes | Yes | 1,098 | Script data |
| /jump-van-halen-tribute-2026 | 338 | 72% | Yes | Yes | 1,231 | Script data |
| /pumpkin-templates-97x-2026 | 355 | 72% | Yes | Yes | 1,249 | Script data |
| /rumours-of-fleetwood-mac-2026 | 352 | 72% | Yes | Yes | 1,158 | Script data |
| /show-notes-101526 | 371 | 74% | Yes | Yes | 1,337 | Script data |
| /watch-neil-peart-documentary | 378 | 74% | Yes | Yes | 1,111 | Script data |
| /kansas-rhythm-city-2026 | 401 | 75% | Yes | Yes | 1,200 | Script data |
| /win-bluesfest-2026 | 396 | 75% | Yes | Yes | 1,337 | Script data |
| /calendar-extras-october-2026 | 420 | 75% | Yes | Yes | 1,747 | Script data |
| /hairball-wedding-photos | 450 | 75% | Yes | Yes | 2,599 | Script data |
| /show-notes-092426 | 412 | 75% | Yes | Yes | 1,344 | Script data |
| /roll-patrol-october-26 | 409 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,242 | Script data |
| /show-notes-100126 | 424 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,381 | Script data |
| /show-notes-092326 | 435 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,368 | Script data |
| /roger-craig-stadium-dedication-ceremony | 422 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,307 | Script data |
| /show-notes-101926 | 436 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,367 | Script data |
| /phallus-museum-iceland | 456 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,588 | Script data |
| /dea-bust-300-pounds-cocaine-chicago | 428 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,271 | Script data |
| /show-notes-100626 | 436 | 76% | Yes | Yes | 1,397 | Script data |
| /bobbe-thompson-jail-sentence-iowa | 430 | 77% | Yes | Yes | 1,322 | Script data |
| /wildman-week-6-bears-vs-patriots | 443 | 77% | Yes | Yes | 1,310 | Script data |
| /september-26-calendar-extras | 481 | 77% | Yes | Yes | 1,851 | Script data |
Show where it stands
A card, a badge and a line, each with the figures.
A badge for the site
<a href="https://mttr.si/agent-view/97x.com"><img src="https://mttr.si/agent-view/97x.com/badge.svg" alt="Agent View: 100% readable, 80% clean" height="20"></a>
The figures in one line
97x.com in Agent View: 100% of pages readable, better than 47% of sites; 80% clean; 160,555 tokens to read all 100 pages. mttr.si/agent-view/97x.com
What to do next
Fix the pages, let an agent do it, and read the site again to see the figures move.
Fix what agents miss
- Move script data into the text of 100 pagesReadable
Connect your agent
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Claim the site
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Claim the siteDrawn from the HTML mttr fetched on its read of October 24, 2026, not a screenshot, and only from the 100 pages read, where the read stopped at its page limit. An assistant’s own reader may differ. Tokens are estimated at about 4 characters each. A site an agent reads well is not a site an assistant cites.