goonerholic.com

Read 4 days ago, the first 100 pages. Read it again

73 of 100ahead of 39% of the sites mttr has read

It comes closest to the middle site on Act, at 56 against 57. 1 fix, 7 points, take it to 80, into the top half of every site.

A score says pages are well formed. It does not say an assistant cites the site.

The shortest way up

1 fix, 53,653 places up

  1. 73Now#159,599
  2. 80Add structured data#105,946

The top half of every site starts at 77.

Where it ranks

4 points take it into the top half.

Open the leaderboard

Beside it on the board

  1. #160,259cbbc.org73
  2. #160,260octopress.org73
  3. #160,261goonerholic.com73
  4. #160,262constructiveproof.com73
  5. #160,263customskateboarddeck.com73

6,046 sites score 73. A tie goes to the site with faster, leaner pages that say more and keep improving.

Where it stands

Each stage against the middle site. It trails on all four.

Access35 points89
Middle site
91
Behind by
2

Worth the mostLink straight to the final address+2

Understand30 points47
Middle site
59
Behind by
12

Worth the mostAdd structured data+7

Trust20 points96
Middle site
98
Behind by
2

Worth the mostReplace unsupported sales claims+1

Act15 points56
Middle site
57
Behind by
1

Worth the mostAdd a tap-to-call link+6

Against a typical site

The readThis siteTypicalAgainst typical
Pages read1004456 more than typical
Links a page24131.9× typical
Words a page5,94839415.1× typical
Rules failing somewhere1414About typical
Half its pages answer in152 ms210 ms28% faster than typical

This siteWorse than typicalTypical, the middle ranked site, worked out each hour

The work, worth the most first

14 fixes. The first 7 are worth the most; each group says the places it lifts the site, counted from where every ranked site scores now.

Open the action plan
FixIts pages that fail it, fewer is betterSites passing
Worth 7 points54,315 places up
Add structured dataUnderstand100 of 1001 in 3
Worth 6 points45,903 places up
Add a tap-to-call linkAct100 of 1001 in 3
Worth 3 points each21,635 places up each
Fix description lengthsUnderstand100 of 1001 in 11
Describe imagesUnderstand99 of 1002 in 7
Worth 2 points each14,122 places up each
Set a share imageUnderstand100 of 1002 in 7
Link straight to the final addressAccess99 of 1001 in 2
Set each page's canonical addressAccess24 of 1002 in 5
Show 7 more fixes
Worth 1 point7,158 places up
Replace unsupported sales claimsTrust13 of 1002 in 3
Worth under a point each
Publish a sitemapAccessAbout the whole site3 in 4
Match structured data to the pageUnderstand1 of 1003 in 7
Add an llms.txtAccessAbout the whole site1 in 4
Add a way to get in touchAct2 of 1001 in 2
Use one main headingUnderstand2 of 1001 in 4
Fix title lengthsUnderstand1 of 1001 in 6

How AI reads this site

The first words an assistant reads on its home page.

What an assistant reads first

Home pageWhat it says
TitleGoonerholic: Eat, Sleep, Breathe, Drink, Arsenal
DescriptionGoonerholic: Comment and review from a lifelong fan
First headingGoonerholic
OpeningIt is with great sadness that we announce the bereavement of David Faber aka ‘ Goonerholic’, in the early hours of the 25th December 2019.

1 change so it reads plainly as what it is

  1. Say what kind of business it is in structured data

    Its home page declares no business or organization type, so a machine has to guess what it is.

    Agent instructions

    On goonerholic.com, add JSON-LD to the home page declaring the most particular schema.org type for the business, with its name, address, phone and sameAs links to its own profiles.

  2. Read it again

    mttr reads the site again and says how it reads now.

An estimate made by mttr against 16 lines of work, from its home page before any script runs. It is not what any assistant says about the site. Rethink the direction with us.

Fix goonerholic.com with your agent

Your agent makes the fixes. mttr checks each one. Free.

In the site’s repositorynpx skills add subinternal/mttr
Then tell your agentCheck goonerholic.com with mttr and fix what’s worth the most.

Claude Code, Codex, Cursor or any agent that reads AGENTS.md.

Claude Code, onceclaude mcp add --transport http mttr https://mttr.si/mcp
It needs a free key
Another agent
Read it againChanged something? A site is read at most once every ten minutes.